Hollywood’s Biggest #MeToo Offenders Are Making A Movie
Hollywood, CA – The outing of Hollywood’s biggest sexual predators and perverts is in full swing. Now several of them are getting together to make their comeback film. Kevin Spacey, Louis CK, James Franco, and other Hollywood pariahs have been meeting at the Van Nuys Jr. High multi-purpose room to spitball ideas on a comeback film. “We know we messed up, and now we want to make amends with a kick-ass movie,” Franco exclaims before he’s quickly hushed by Spacey. There is no script, but Aziz Ansari has just joined the group as a writer. Aziz said he wanted to keep his distance, “I want to be a part of this comeback, but what I did wasn’t that bad so I probably shouldn’t have to put my face on this.” “All I did was jerk off!” Louis CK quickly shouted.
The movie is going to center around a loose action plot where they save the White House or some shit. Brett Ratner is attached to direct with Harvey Weinstein producing. Jeremy Piven is doing the craft services. The movie is tentatively titled, “The Sexpendables.”