Donald Trump Can Shutdown The Government With One Push Of A Button!
Washington, D.C. – You may recall President Donald Trump responding at North Korean leader Kim Jong Un with a tweet about having a nuclear button on his desk by tweeting, “…I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
The presence of a button on Trump’s desk in the Oval Office was revealed last year. But it is not a nuclear button rather White House Staff claims that Trump asked for a “Coke” button. When they asked for clarification Trump responded by doing a racist impression of an African-American crackhead for ten minutes to which the stunned staffers stared in disbelief. After Trump stopped chuckling he finally added, “I mean Diet Coke not cocaine. I am a proud drinker of American soft drinks. I don’t smoke crack. But if I did I would be incredible at it. I want a button to press when I want a Diet Coke.” Staffers have confirmed The Donald drinks at least 12 Diet Cokes a day.
The DC Examiner’s Dave Brown recently tweeted a photo of the “Coke button” during an Oval Office visit in April.
Behold: The “Coke button.”
— Dave Brown (@dave_brown24) April 28, 2017