The thought of the food shortages got you down? Not to worry! We made a list of the 5 positive ways the empty supermarket shelves will benefit your life.
- Improve Your Love Life: Invite a girl over for a home cooked meal…and sex. When she shows up expecting dinner tell her the store was out of food and…well, you do the math!
- Health Benefits: You can tell people about your new plant based diet…since the only thing available to eat are the plants in your backyard.
- Entertainment Value: Nothing to watch on Netflix? You can now go to your local Kroger Supermarket and watch 2 middle aged women fight over the last box of Special K cereal.
- Immediate Weight Loss: You can finally shed those pounds you blamed on Covid-19, you fat ass.
- Environmental Impact: With the toilet paper shortage you’ll finally have a use for those 20 used covid masks rolling around in your backseat.
