Washington, D.C. – Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor as said there is no need to rule on the constitutionality of President Biden’s vaccine mandate because…
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JAWS: MATRIARCHY – In this updated version the man-eating shark terrorizing the beach will be replaced by a patriarchal glass ceiling terrorizing women from getting…
Read More...Washington, DC – New research released by the Mayo Clinic has confirmed what women have known for years, when a man gets sick he turns…
Read More...Sacramento, CA – As a storm delivers unprecedented rain and snow to California, Governor Gavin Newsom has proactively implemented a State-Wide Jacket Mandate for all…
Read More...North Pole – In coordination with the CDC, the North Pole has announced a mandate which requires all children ages 0-14 to provide proof of…
Read More...Chicago, IL – Jussie Smollett, the embattled Empire actor who was found guilty of staging a hate crime, confirmed that he’s finally had a good…
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