Hollywood, CA – In the aftermath of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock for making fun of his wife’s bald head, Jada Pinkett Smith has taken a proactive approach to make sure this never happens again.
“Will was livid that a comedian had the gall to make fun of my shaved scalp.” Jada disclosed to a close friend. “He begged me to update my Tinder profile so when I bang other dudes my husband can still stand tall and not be embarrassed.”
A source close to the couple said Will had noticed an uptick in Jada’s entangled lovers calling her Black Telly Savalas as he watched through a peep hole from the next room. But since Jada updated her Tinder Will sleeps better than ever on the couch knowing that when his wife hooks up with her son’s friends he won’t be disrespected.
“I demand respect.” Will confided to a neighbor. “I will not stand idly by while another man sleeps with my wife then jokingly compares her to Michael Clark Duncan. Just plow my wife and get out. Is that too much to ask for?”
“Problem solved! I guarantee that Will Smith will no longer slap anyone!” Jada emphatically shared on Twitter.
As of this report Will Smith was spotted slapping his neighbor who told him he was heading to Mt. Baldy for the weekend.