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Man’s Couch Comes Out As Bi-Sectional

West Hollywood, CA – In honor of Pride Month and a win for representation, a man’s comfy couch has come out as Bi-Sectional.

“I was watching live coverage of the LGBTQ Pride Parade when my couch decided to live its truth.” The man explained to a close friend. “At first it identified as a love seat, but now it wants me to refer to it as bi-sectional.” The confused man disclosed before being brought up on hate crime charges for refusing to lay down on his new Bi-Sectional couch.

As of this report the Bi-Sectional was in the process of scheduling bottom surgery so it could transition into a hammock.

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