Press "Enter" to skip to content

Scientist Proves Existence of God Then Quickly Deletes His Browsing History

A recent study proving the existence of God has rattled the scientific community. The study, which radically changes philosophers ideas on the nature of the universe, was conducted by renowned Nuclear Physicist, Gerald Schroeder, who shared this in his book, God According to God.

“The study of nature, even with all its intellectual rigor, is filled with spiritual wonder, every physical object in the vast universe is built of the light of creation. I have no doubt in the existence of God.” Dr. Schroeder said as he furiously typed away on his computer.

“How the hell do I clear my all internet history? Where the heck are my cookies?” he frantically said while thumbing through a book called Internet For Dummies. “Oh, here it is. By the way you should do the same. Imagine all the dirty shit you Google’d?!”

At publishing time Dr. Schroeder was seen setting fire to a trash can full of hard drives and screaming “Do you think God knows about incognito mode?