While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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Boomer Fondly Recalls A Time When Rainbows Were Just Meteorological Phenomena Caused By Reflection, Refraction And Dispersion Of Light In Water Droplets Resulting In A Spectrum Of Light Appearing In The Sky

Boomer Fondly Recalls A Time When Rainbows Were Just Meteorological Phenomena Caused By Reflection, Refraction And Dispersion Of Light In Water Droplets Resulting In A Spectrum Of Light Appearing In The Sky

By staff on June 8, 2022

Madison, WI – A 68-year-old man was spotted staring at a rainbow, fondly remembering the time when these were merely spectrums of light, instead of…

Top 5 Mother’s Day Gifts For Dad Now That Men Can Get Pregnant

By mmnews on May 10, 2022

“It’s Not A Beer Belly!” Apron ($30): Your pops loves to grill now he can BBQ in style without having to answer archaic questions about…

Fox Sports Animated Mascot, Cleatus, Confirms “They/Them” Pronouns

By staff on October 22, 2021

Los Angeles, CA – “Cleatus the Robot”, the CGI-animated character that serves as the official mascot for Fox NFL Sunday, has just revealed their pronouns as…