Hollywood, CA – Following Will Smith’s live onstage assault of Chris Rock at the Academy Awards, Smith has finally issued a much needed apology for starring, producing and writing the 2013 post-apocalyptic box office flop, After Earth.
“I have no one to blame but myself.” Smith sobbed at a press conference. “I thought we had a dream team with the power house direction of M. Night Shyamalan and my son Jaden’s incredible acting.”
Smith lamented further. “Then someone informed me that M. Night directed The Last Airbender and my talentless son couldn’t act his way out of a wet paper bag. That’s when I knew I was in trouble.”
“I’ve been lying for years.” Smith agonized. “But then I saw my wife Jada’s horrific bald head and it reminded me of Mr. Clean. That’s when I realized, I had to come clean.”
“I’d also like to apologize to anyone who spent their hard earned cash to see the following turds; Men In Black 3, Wild Wild West, Gemini Man, Suicide Squad, Bel-Air, Collateral Beauty and/or any of the Bad Boys movies.” Smith wrapped up. “Now if ya’ll don’t mind i’m going to hang out here for a bit. My wife Jada has a hot date tonight.”
Smith was last seen sitting outside his house because there was a sock on the door knob.