Beverly Hills, CA – A local woman was spotted screaming obscenities from her brand new 2022 Tesla Model S after news broke that Elon Musk purchased Twitter for 44 billion dollars.
“These rich billionaires must be stopped!” She yelled, “I can’t stand seeing these corporate fat cats get richer. It’s not fair to us little people. I am boycotting Elon Musk and I vow to give him none of my hard earned cash.” She emphatically added while attempting to park her $123,000 electric car.
After about an hour of her trying to parallel park she finally let the smart-park feature on her Tesla do the work for her. “Isn’t this car fantastic?!” She gleefully exclaimed. “Whoever invented this thing is a genius. Where was I…? Oh, yeah I hate Elon Musk! I need to shop.”
As of this report the woman had already posted a TikTok video showing off her brand new shoes from Christian Louboutin.