Cupertino, CA – Confused fans of legendary rockstars Neil young and Joni Mitchell have angrily flooded “The Googles” headquarters with letters demanding the removal of something called “The Spotify” from “The Joe Rogan”.
“We deal with mainly electronic mail so we were very confused when a guy dressed in a blue uniform began dropping off mysterious sacks at our office.” A Google representative admitted. “The man turned out to be a postal carrier and the sacks contained physical representations of emails.”
The Google Investigation Team discovered that these letters appeared to be from an older generation who didn’t quite understand how the digital age operates.
One letter read: “I love Neil Young. Saw him in concert. Crazy Horse tour 1969! Wonderful show. I vote for the Google to turn off the Joe Rogan.”
“I don’t understand how this works,” another letter stated. “Tell the Google to get rid of the Joe Rogan fella and let me have my Joni Mitchell. And tell the neighbors their music is too loud.”
Another hand written letter simply said: “Alexa, please cancel the Joe Rogan.”
Google planned on replying to each complaint individually but gave up after an hour of the postal carriers fruitless efforts to explain to Google engineers how stamps work. As of this morning it’s been reported that the majority of people who complained have already forgotten what they had for breakfast.
