Man’s Couch Comes Out As Bi-Sectional by staff
June 14, 2022 West Hollywood, CA – In honor of Pride Month and a win for representation, a man’s comfy couch has come out as Bi-Sectional. “I was…
Gas Stations Offer Organ Donation Option So Americans Can Fill Their Tanks June 13, 2022 Houston, TX – As gas prices and inflation surge to an all time high and Americans struggle to fill up their tanks, gas stations are…
Confused MIT Janitor Accidentally Solves LGBTQ+IAA Equation June 8, 2022 Cambridge, MA – A befuddled, old janitor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) has accidentally solved the math-problem; LGBTQ+IAA. The letters, which were scrawled…
Boomer Fondly Recalls A Time When Rainbows Were Just Meteorological Phenomena Caused By Reflection, Refraction And Dispersion Of Light In Water Droplets Resulting In A Spectrum Of Light Appearing In The Sky June 8, 2022 Madison, WI – A 68-year-old man was spotted staring at a rainbow, fondly remembering the time when they were merely spectrums of light, instead of…
After Hours Of Explaining A Joke To His Wife; Husband Finally Realizes It Wasn’t Funny June 6, 2022 Austin, TX – After a valiant attempt of trying to explain why a joke is funny to his wife, a frustrated man has finally given…
West Hollywood, CA – In honor of Pride Month and a win for representation, a man’s comfy couch has come out as Bi-Sectional. “I was…
Houston, TX – As gas prices and inflation surge to an all time high and Americans struggle to fill up their tanks, gas stations are…
Cambridge, MA – A befuddled, old janitor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) has accidentally solved the math-problem; LGBTQ+IAA. The letters, which were scrawled…
Madison, WI – A 68-year-old man was spotted staring at a rainbow, fondly remembering the time when they were merely spectrums of light, instead of…
Austin, TX – After a valiant attempt of trying to explain why a joke is funny to his wife, a frustrated man has finally given…