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Boomer Fondly Recalls A Time When Rainbows Were Just Meteorological Phenomena Caused By Reflection, Refraction And Dispersion Of Light In Water Droplets Resulting In A Spectrum Of Light Appearing In The Sky

Madison, WI – A 68-year-old man was spotted staring at a rainbow, fondly remembering the time when these were merely spectrums of light, instead of symbols of the LGBTQ+ movement.

Reports indicate that the old man sighed whilst recalling simpler times, as an 8-year-old, when he and his friends would search for the pot of gold at the end of rainbows.

“I want to wear a rainbow shirt and sing Somewhere Over The Rainbow without getting bedroom eyes from other men.” He quietly lamented to a close friend. “Is that too much to ask for?”

“He still rebounded from not being able to sing the classic Flinstones song had a tough time a few years ago when he couldn’t say, ‘I’m having a gay old time.’ A neighbor revealed.

As of this report the old man was last seen in better spirits after realizing he can now use the word, “queer” to describe homosexuals.

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