Washington, D.C. – After the US Navy hired a drag queen to be their digital influencer, they have have once again, taken another bold move to recruit new candidates. They have officially changed their motto to, Slay Queen!!
“We don’t want our sailors to be a combat-ready force that maintains freedom of the seas.” a Navy representative explained. “We simply want our queens to slay.”
Not much more information was giving regarding what the term ‘slay’ refers to but the Navy did say they plan on installing stripper poles in all of the mens sleeping facilities.
The representative also said that they are working on more inclusive language. “Naval officers will now be refereed to as Bitches.” He added. “But we still plan on using the term Seaman.”
