While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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In Order To Maintain Strict Mask Mandate, SoFi Stadium Will Offer Modelo IV Drips

In Order To Maintain Strict Mask Mandate, SoFi Stadium Will Offer Modelo IV Drips

By staff on February 13, 2022

Inglewood, CA – As California lifts the mask mandate, Los Angeles County is standing firm and maintaining its strict mandate, which requires every Angleno to…

SoFi Stadium Will Require All Superbowl Guests To Provide Proof Of Vaccination Before They Brawl In The Parking Lot

By staff on February 11, 2022

Inglewood, CA – Russ Simons, the head of operations at SoFi stadium, announced at a press conference that in order to ensure the safety of…