While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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MUST SEE EVENTS AT COMIC CON 2017!

MUST SEE EVENTS AT COMIC CON 2017!

By staff on July 5, 2017

SAN DIEGO, CA – After many suggestions from convention attendees, San Diego Comic Con finally offered free classes and support groups (“Cos Play is OK“) to any…

Local Black Man Refuses To Have A Conversation About Race

By staff on July 27, 2016

Newark, NJ – As the worlds focuses on racial tension between African-Americans and police it would seem that we are all ready to finally sit…

NBC To Bring Back Yakov Smirnoff’s “WHAT A COUNTRY!”

By staff on July 18, 2016

Branson, MO- Amidst the doping allegations that Russia experienced during the 2018 Olympics, the country is trying to create a more positive image. And what better way…