Bedminster, NJ – In another 4D chess move, former President Donald Trump, has recently added a new target to his class action lawsuit against Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey and Google CEO Sundar Pichai.
“It is with great pleasure that I announce the next person I’m suing…Al Gore for inventing the stupid internet!” Trump said at a press conference, “Then after I win the internet I can unban myself. It’s brilliant.”
“You don’t go after the little people, people. You go after the owner, so that’s what I’m doing!” He added, “I’m also suing his wife, Tipper Gore, for trying to ban rap music in the 90s.”
At the time of this report Trump’s lawyers were drafting a lawsuit against Thomas Edison for inventing electricity.