Washington, D.C. – President Joe Biden hit the Halloween trail to surprise Americans with his new Donald Trump costume as he went Trick Or Treating around his beach house in Wilmington, Del.
“What do you want to be for Halloween?” An American playfully asked ol’ Joe at a recent town hall meeting.
“I want to be a competent president!” Biden screamed. “I want to be a commander-in-chief who created the most jobs, increased middle-class income, had the lowest unemployment rate, strengthened the border, brought jobs back to America, increased our energy independence, brokered a historic peace agreement between Israel and Arab-Muslim countries and stood up to communism and socialism!”
“He was clearly referring to Donald Trump.” A source close to the White House disclosed. “We tried to get him to dress up like Barack Obama but quickly pivoted because he kept referring to Obama as, ‘that bright and clean colored fella.'”
“Merry Halloween, I mean not merry. You know the damn thing!” The president mumbled as he walked up to a house.”Trick or treat, let me smell your hair, man! Wait. Where the hell am I?!”
The event came to an end when Biden stood still with his fists clenched for 20 minutes because one house gave him raisins instead of candy.