While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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Apple Introduces “Smart” Ribbon That Changes Color Depending On What Social Issue Is Trending

Apple Introduces “Smart” Ribbon That Changes Color Depending On What Social Issue Is Trending

By staff on October 19, 2021

Cupertino, CA – In addition to the new MacBook Pro and the AirPods 3, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced an exciting new product at Apple’s…

QUIZ: Which Star Trek Character Are You?

By staff on October 14, 2021

Have you ever wondered which Starfleet character from Star Trek you most resemble? The toupee wearing captain? The bald captain? The captain that belonged in the kitchen? Or diversity-hire captain?…

Apple Announces Software Updates: Siri Will Use Your Preferred Pronouns & Maps Adds Safe Space Navigation

By staff on September 20, 2021

Silicon Valley, CA – Apple unveiled new features to its iPhone 13 in an effort to be more inclusive at their recent 2021 Keynote streaming event. “We are…

CONTROVERSIAL: New iPhone Emojis To Represent A More Diverse Culture

By staff on January 31, 2018

Cupertino, CA – Following the release of the new iPhone X in November, user complaints have been flooding the message boards regarding the shocking lack…