While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate

Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate

By mmnews on September 8, 2022

Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…

As California Sets Record Cold Temperatures Gov Gavin Newsom Institutes Jacket Mandate For All Citizens

By staff on January 3, 2022

Sacramento, CA – As a storm delivers unprecedented rain and snow to California, Governor Gavin Newsom has proactively implemented a State-Wide Jacket Mandate for all…

California Drastically Improves As Gov. Newsom Replaced By Plastic Owl During His Absence

By staff on November 9, 2021

Sacrament, CA – During Governor Gavin Newsom’s recent 2 week hiatus, his staff took the liberty of replacing him with one of those plastic decoy…