While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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BOMBSHELL: General Milley Sliding Into China’s Private DMs Have Been Released

BOMBSHELL: General Milley Sliding Into China’s Private DMs Have Been Released

By staff on September 17, 2021

Washington, D.C. – General Mark Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, is under fire for allegedly informing his Chinese counterpart, General Li,…

John Cena Apologizes in 12 different languages for starring in the movie ‘The Marine’

By staff on May 26, 2021

HOLLYWOOD, CA- John Cena, the professional wrestler and a star of “F9,” apologized to fans in China after he referred to Taiwan as a country while…