While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

Posts tagged as “academy awards”

After Oscars Fight Will Smith Forced To Move In With His Auntie And Uncle In Bel-Air

After Oscars Fight Will Smith Forced To Move In With His Auntie And Uncle In Bel-Air

By macgyver on March 30, 2022

Bel-Air, CA – While most American’s were horrified that someone in Hollywood thought Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes were funny enough to host the 2022…

Will Smith Finally Issues A Sincere Apology For Starring In The Film After Earth

By mmnews on March 29, 2022

Hollywood, CA – Following Will Smith’s live onstage assault of Chris Rock at the Academy Awards, Smith has finally issued a much needed apology for starring,…

SHOCKING: New Oscar Statue Will Celebrate Diversity

By staff on January 29, 2018

Hollywood, CA – Morgan Freeman started a firestorm by calling out the SAG awards for a Gender-Specific Statuette while accepting the guild’s life achievement award.…