Washington, D.C – Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has tested positive for a new kind of COVID variant scientists have named Hypocrisy, her office said in a statement.
Insiders close to Congresswoman revealed that when AOC arrived at the hospital she pulled down her mask while screaming at others to put on their masks.
“We quickly reviewed her past statements and Tweets then compared it to her actions. It was clear she was suffering from a severe lack of integrity,” her doctor explained. “She’s a liberal so we expect some hypocrisy but her moral compass was off the charts! I recommended she try not to condemn others, reserve judgement and for God’s sake, stop being so sanctimonious! But it was too late.”
The doctor revealed that his advice fell on def ears because before he could finish talking she had already Tweeted, “Social media is a scourge to society. Stay off of Twitter people!“
“Rep. Ocasio-Cortez is currently recovering.” Her official statement said. “The Congresswoman encourages everyone to get their booster, stay home and always wear a mask.”
As of this report AOC was spotted at an Applebees in Sarasota spitting on people.