While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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White House Clarifies: Masks Must Be Worn “In-Between Crack-Pipe Hits” To Ensure Safety

White House Clarifies: Masks Must Be Worn “In-Between Crack-Pipe Hits” To Ensure Safety

By mmnews on February 10, 2022

Washington, DC – The Biden administration has responded to concerns regarding a $30 million program that would provide “safe smoking kits” and other drug paraphernalia…

Biden Jokes: “My Approval Rating Amongst Crack-Heads Is At An All Time High!”

By mmnews on February 10, 2022

Washington, D.C. – President Joe Biden made light of his administrations decision to create a $30 million program that would provide crystal methamphetamine and crack…