While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

Posts tagged as “gay”

Man’s Couch Comes Out As Bi-Sectional

By staff on June 14, 2022

West Hollywood, CA – In honor of Pride Month and a win for representation, a man’s comfy couch has come out as Bi-Sectional. “I was…

Confused MIT Janitor Accidentally Solves LGBTQ+IAA Equation

By mmnews on June 8, 2022

Cambridge, MA – A befuddled, old janitor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) has accidentally solved the math-problem; LGBTQ+IAA. The letters, which were scrawled…

Boomer Fondly Recalls A Time When Rainbows Were Just Meteorological Phenomena Caused By Reflection, Refraction And Dispersion Of Light In Water Droplets Resulting In A Spectrum Of Light Appearing In The Sky

By staff on June 8, 2022

Madison, WI – A 68-year-old man was spotted staring at a rainbow, fondly remembering the time when these were merely spectrums of light, instead of…