Washington, D.C. – Sources close to President Joe Biden report that he is absolutely livid over the White House staff member who called journalists Peter Doocy a “stupid son of a b****” after Doocy posed a question about US inflation.
“I wasn’t joking when I said I would fire any colleague that disrespects others.” Biden announced. “So when I heard a person on my staff called a reporter a stupid SOB, I fired the son of a b**** for being a damn lying dog-faced pony soldier and a fat full of s***!” Biden continued. “These slurs should only be used on voters, not on the media. C’mon man!”
Staffers attempted to explain to Biden that it was actually him who called the reporter the swear word but it was too late; the presidents mind was already made up.
“I want him outta here! Give him the pinky slip. Not the pinky. The other finger. You know the thing man! The walking papers!” Biden screamed to potted plant as he was being escorted out of the White House.
As of this report former president Biden was spotted adding Eating Ice Cream and Sniffing Hair to the ‘Experience’ section of his LinkedIn profile.