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While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

Posts tagged as “inclusive”

Feminists Praise Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Plus-Size Model: “Finally A More Inclusive Way For Men To Objectify Women!”

Feminists Praise Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Plus-Size Model: “Finally A More Inclusive Way For Men To Objectify Women!”

By staff on May 18, 2022

New York, NY – “Brave! Stunning! Bold!” Feminists from around the world are cheering on men who finally get to objectify women of all sizes…

Feminist Cheer As M&M’s Announces A More Inclusive Way To Get Diabetes

Feminist Cheer As M&M’s Announces A More Inclusive Way To Get Diabetes

By mmnews on January 22, 2022

McLean, VA – In a historical move for gender inclusivity Mars, Inc. announced that the M&M female characters will be more “inclusive” so we can…

X-Men Reveal Their New Inclusive Name: X-LGBTQIIAPD+

X-Men Reveal Their New Inclusive Name: X-LGBTQIIAPD+

By staff on October 11, 2021

Burbank, CA – Fans are lining up outside a comic book store in Burbank to be the first to get their hands on the newly…