This Memorial Day Weekend Obama Reminds Americans To Remember George Floyd
May 27, 2022
Washington, D.C. – In a recent tweet former president Barack Obama reminded Americans to never forget what Memorial Day is all about – George Floyd.…Read More »
Feminists Praise Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Plus-Size Model: “Finally A More Inclusive Way For Men To Objectify Women!”
May 18, 2022
New York, NY – “Brave! Stunning! Bold!” Feminists from around the world are cheering on men who finally get to objectify women of all sizes…Read More »
Top 5 Mother’s Day Gifts For Dad Now That Men Can Get Pregnant
May 10, 2022
“It’s Not A Beer Belly!” Apron ($30): Your pops loves to grill now he can BBQ in style without having to answer archaic questions about…Read More »

Posts tagged as “twitter”

Ex-Twitter Employee Spotted At Starbucks Learning To Un-Code

By mmnews on April 29, 2022

San Fransisco, CA – The Twitter takeover by tech billionaire Elon Musk has resulted in the firing of hundreds of computer programers who are now…

By staff on April 26, 2022

Ephraim, WI – Over concerns with how his personal data is being used a local man has boldly replaced his Twitter account with TikTok after…

By staff on April 25, 2022

Beverly Hills, CA – A local woman was spotted screaming obscenities from her brand new 2022 Tesla Model S after news broke that Elon Musk…

By staff on June 25, 2016

Hollywood, CA- Kylie Jenner, daughter of Caitlyn Jenner (formerly Bruce), is under fire for her most recent deleted tweet: My dad had a sex change.…