While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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Car Commercial Under Fire For Highlighting Vehicle Performance Over The Sexual Proclivities Of The Driver

Car Commercial Under Fire For Highlighting Vehicle Performance Over The Sexual Proclivities Of The Driver

By mmnews on September 19, 2023

Dearborn, MI – Ford Motor company is taking heat for their latest commercial because it focused on the vehicles performance value instead of what the…

Following Fan Backlash Over CGI Marvel Replaces She-Hulk With Jar-Jar Binks

By staff on May 31, 2022

Hollywood, CA – Marvel has finally responded to internet backlash over the terrible CGI for their new show, She-Hulk: Attorney At Law, by replacing She-Hulk…

Feminists Praise Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Plus-Size Model: “Finally A More Inclusive Way For Men To Objectify Women!”

By staff on May 18, 2022

New York, NY – “Brave! Stunning! Bold!” Feminists from around the world are cheering on men who finally get to objectify women of all sizes…