While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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Whoopi Explains She Can’t Be Antisemitic Because Her Last Name Is Goldberg

Whoopi Explains She Can’t Be Antisemitic Because Her Last Name Is Goldberg

By staff on February 1, 2022

New York, NY – Whoopi Goldberg, one of the hosts of ABCs The View, claims she gets a pass on antisemitism due to her last…

Wyld Stallyns Join List Of Rock Legends That Have Removed Their Music From Spotify Because Of Joe Rogan

By staff on February 1, 2022

San Dimas, CA – Legendary rock band Wyld Stallyns have joined Neil Young and Joni Mitchell and pulled their music from the music service Spotify…

Liberals Call For The Cancellation Of A Podcast They Never Listen To

By staff on January 28, 2022

Twitter, Online – The hashtags #DeleteSpotify and #ByeSpotify have been trending on Twitter because Liberals are screaming mad about The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, which…

Hollywood Producer Vows To Have A More Diverse & Inclusive Casting Couch

By staff on January 24, 2022

Hollywood, CA – Sherman Feldstein, a big-time Hollywood producer, has made a promise that the women he coerces into sex for movie roles will now…

Hollywood’s Top 10 Most Anticipated Woke Reboots For 2022

By staff on January 11, 2022

JAWS: MATRIARCHY – In this updated version the man-eating shark terrorizing the beach will be replaced by a patriarchal glass ceiling terrorizing women from getting…

Santa Clause Will Now Require Proof Of Vaccination Before He Drops Off Presents

By staff on December 14, 2021

North Pole – In coordination with the CDC, the North Pole has announced a mandate which requires all children ages 0-14 to provide proof of…