While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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Junior, Ladybugs And Four Other Comedies Netflix Now Classifies As Documentaries

Junior, Ladybugs And Four Other Comedies Netflix Now Classifies As Documentaries

By mmnews on April 27, 2022

Junior – In the 90s a man getting pregnant was a hilarious unthinkable premise. Today, it’s a true story about little person impregnating a muscular…

Proud Moment: Man Concerned With Privacy Replaces Twitter With TikTok, “My Personal Data Should Be Sold By People I Trust.”

By staff on April 26, 2022

Ephraim, WI – Over concerns with how his personal data is being used a local man has boldly replaced his Twitter account with TikTok after…

Woman Driving Tesla Vows To Boycott Elon Musk After Learning He Purchased Twitter

By staff on April 25, 2022

Beverly Hills, CA – A local woman was spotted screaming obscenities from her brand new 2022 Tesla Model S after news broke that Elon Musk…

CNN+ Saved! Rebrands Itself As LIBS OF CNN

By mmnews on April 24, 2022

Atlanta, GA – CNN’s troubled news application CNN+ which has struggled to gain subscribers has been shielded from shutting down due to savvy rebranding. “We’re…

Problem Solved: Jada Pinkett Smith Updates Tinder Profile “Don’t Make Fun Of My Bald Head”

By staff on March 30, 2022

Hollywood, CA – In the aftermath of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock for making fun of his wife’s bald head, Jada Pinkett Smith has taken…

After Oscars Fight Will Smith Forced To Move In With His Auntie And Uncle In Bel-Air

By macgyver on March 30, 2022

Bel-Air, CA – While most American’s were horrified that someone in Hollywood thought Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes were funny enough to host the 2022…