While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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Proud Moment: Man Concerned With Privacy Replaces Twitter With TikTok, “My Personal Data Should Be Sold By People I Trust.”

Proud Moment: Man Concerned With Privacy Replaces Twitter With TikTok, “My Personal Data Should Be Sold By People I Trust.”

By staff on April 26, 2022

Ephraim, WI – Over concerns with how his personal data is being used a local man has boldly replaced his Twitter account with TikTok after…

Woman Driving Tesla Vows To Boycott Elon Musk After Learning He Purchased Twitter

By staff on April 25, 2022

Beverly Hills, CA – A local woman was spotted screaming obscenities from her brand new 2022 Tesla Model S after news broke that Elon Musk…

Hollywood’s Top 10 Most Anticipated Woke Reboots For 2022

By staff on January 11, 2022

JAWS: MATRIARCHY – In this updated version the man-eating shark terrorizing the beach will be replaced by a patriarchal glass ceiling terrorizing women from getting…

Amazon Adds New Delivery Option: Don’t Get Beat Up By Driver

By staff on June 10, 2021

Castro Valley, CA – A 67-year-old woman was repeatedly punched in the head by a 21-year-old Amazon delivery woman this past week according to released…

5 Disney Movies That Need To Be Canceled Right Now!

By staff on June 10, 2021

With the world finally waking up from their unconscious bias and canceling any and every thing that smells of bigotry, there is one company who’s…

CONTROVERSIAL: New iPhone Emojis To Represent A More Diverse Culture

By staff on January 31, 2018

Cupertino, CA – Following the release of the new iPhone X in November, user complaints have been flooding the message boards regarding the shocking lack…