While giving 9/11 Remembrance Speech, Biden Forgets What Date 9/11 Happened On
September 12, 2022
Washington, D.C. – “Did I eat breakfast?” President Joe Biden solemnly asked during his 9/11 commemorative speech before recalling what he was doing on this…Read More »
Newsom Assures Californians Rolling Black Outs Will Not Affect His Palatial Estate
September 8, 2022
Fair Oaks, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom, has calmly assured residents of the Golden State that the rolling blackouts will have no effect on…Read More »
White House Assures Americans, “Biden Will Never Leak The Nuclear Codes Because He’s Already Forgotten Them.”
August 13, 2022
Washington, D.C. – As growing concern over what classified information Donald Trump might have at his home in Mar-O-Largo, the White House has assured Americans…Read More »

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After Twitter Backlash Marvel Updates She-Hulk’s Pronouns To They/Them-Hulk

After Twitter Backlash Marvel Updates She-Hulk’s Pronouns To They/Them-Hulk

By staff on May 19, 2022

Burbank, CA – Marvel has updated the title for their new Disney+ series She-Hulk: Attorney at Law after facing severe backlash from outraged fans for…

New Report Finds Alarming Uptick In Babies Panhandling Large Breasted Women For Milk

By staff on May 16, 2022

U.S.A. – As the world faces an ongoing baby formula shortage, large breasted women across the country are being harassed by newborns looking to quench…

Junior, Ladybugs And Four Other Comedies Netflix Now Classifies As Documentaries

By mmnews on April 27, 2022

Junior – In the 90s a man getting pregnant was a hilarious unthinkable premise. Today, it’s a true story about little person impregnating a muscular…

Problem Solved: Jada Pinkett Smith Updates Tinder Profile “Don’t Make Fun Of My Bald Head”

By staff on March 30, 2022

Hollywood, CA – In the aftermath of Will Smith slapping Chris Rock for making fun of his wife’s bald head, Jada Pinkett Smith has taken…

After Oscars Fight Will Smith Forced To Move In With His Auntie And Uncle In Bel-Air

By macgyver on March 30, 2022

Bel-Air, CA – While most American’s were horrified that someone in Hollywood thought Amy Schumer and Wanda Sykes were funny enough to host the 2022…

Will Smith Finally Issues A Sincere Apology For Starring In The Film After Earth

By mmnews on March 29, 2022

Hollywood, CA – Following Will Smith’s live onstage assault of Chris Rock at the Academy Awards, Smith has finally issued a much needed apology for starring,…