Washington, D.C. – White House Press Secretary Karine Jeane-Pierre said delays in election results were “how this is supposed to work, so don’t ask questions” during a Monday press conference.
“It takes time to count ballots.” She explained. “And it takes even longer to count democrat ballots twice, sometimes three times, depending on the outcome.”
When pressed as to why they don’t just simply “multiply the democrat ballots by two” Jean-Pierre was quick to remind everyone that she’s a woman of color and a part of the LBGTQ+ community and a female plus she also has a gluten allergy.
