Washington, D.C. – The White House has announced a new committee called the Disinformation Governance Board that critics are comparing to The Ministry of Truth, which is a reference to George Orwell’s book 1984. Press Secretary Jen Psaki was quick to clarify that this new board will not stifle truth, rather it will focus on, “better spreading disinformation.”
“Every day there is more and more news we have to spin. We realized that we needed a full time staff to help us obfuscate the truth.” Psaki explained. “We can’t simply rely on the mainstream media alone.” Psaki then introduced the new Czar of Disinformation, Nina Jankowicz.
“I can’t wait to spread Chinese and Russian propaganda!” Jankowicz excitedly shared. “As a matter of fact I just had lunch with the Ghost Of Kyiv at Chipotle this afternoon.”
Jankowicz then discussed her plans: “Other than rewriting history, I’ll be focusing on the truth. Like when Elon Musk champions free speech what he really means is he hates free speech. Also, Critical Race Theory is NOT being taught in schools so don’t believe your lying eyes. Trust the government. Four legs good, two legs better. We are all equal but some are more equal than others! Long live our Supreme Leader, Joe Biden!”
As of this report the Disinformation Governance Board or D.G.B. has changed its name to the friendlier less threatening, Kind Governance Board or K.G.B.
