West Hollywood, CA – While wearing a skin tight gimp outfit, the president of the LGBTQ+ Welcoming Committee said he hopes to see children of all ages join the festivities at the Gay Pride Parade in West Hollywood this year.
“We want to be more inclusive to children and let everyone know the Pride Parade is now family friendly!” The president continued, “Ouch! My leather strap-on is chaffing.” He moaned before adding, “This year we’ve have a cotton candy machine, a bounce house and our glory-hole bathrooms have Spider-man baby wipes.”
He also announced a few changes: “Last year some children accidentally walked into a ball-pit, which is much different than it sounds. But this year, 90% of the balls are the plastic ones you see at McDonalds.” he proudly exclaimed.
When pressed on a large phallic shaped bounce house he retorted, “You see what you want to see.” He ended the conference by handing out Free Bull-Ride coupons for kids 12-and-under.
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