Navy Yard, D.C. – Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY) will be appearing on MTV’s hit show Cribs to give Americans an inside look at the bubble she lives in. The masses will finally catch a glimpse of what it’s like to be an elitist celebrity as socialist loving AOC shows off her humble multimillion dollar plastic bubble. Some highlights from the episode include:
- An in-depth look at the space-age material that the bubble is made out of, designed to easily deflect new information and opposing viewpoints that conflict with AOC’s existing beliefs.
- The bubble’s patented, rounded shape to echo her perfect thoughts right back at her.
- Her famous Tax The Rich dress that she wore at the Met Gala. At a mere $200,000 a ticket, it reminds her to never lose touch.
- Her diary, complete with a running list of pervy Republicans who want to date her.
- The alarm next to her bed which goes off every ten minutes to ensure she stays “woke”.
- A signed Hugo Chavez poster above her bed.
- A Day-to-Day Diversity Calendar so she can remember which minority group to pander to on a daily basis.
- A Defund The Police Piggy Bank.
- Framed photos of her vaccination and booster records right next to her COVID-19 positive results.
- A dart board with Ron DeSanto’s face on it next to a photo of her partying maskless in Florida.
- Her Various affirmation signs that hang in her kitchen:
Remember…You Are A Victim.
Never Forget…Your Intersectionality.
When In Doubt…Blame Trump!
Slaaaaay Queen!
