West Hollywood, CA – In honor of Pride Month and a win for representation, a man’s comfy couch has come out as Bi-Sectional.
“I was watching live coverage of the LGBTQ Pride Parade when my couch decided to live its truth.” The man explained to a close friend. “At first it identified as a love seat, but now it wants me to refer to it as bi-sectional.” The confused man disclosed before being brought up on hate crime charges for refusing to lay down on his new Bi-Sectional couch.
As of this report the Bi-Sectional was in the process of scheduling bottom surgery so it could transition into a hammock.
