New Cast Of The Sex And The City 2 Reboot Is All Male…and Totally Badass!

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SAN DIEGO, CA – With so many announcements and trailers at the latest 2017 Comic-Con there’s one that has really sparked excitement because, let’s face it… we all love remakes!  It’s the only way the original film can be improved upon.  With the latest release of Ghostbusters breaking box office records and now Ocean’s 11 gender swapping the roles, one studio is totally flipping the dick with Sex and the City!

At a special HBO panel it was announced that Sex and the City 2 is getting a much needed reboot…with all dudes! The bold decision by HBO and New Line finally levels the gender playing field for white dudes. When asked why they’re remaking Part 2 and not Part 1 studio executive Branson Nathaniel said, “because that’s when the sex really gets good!” He then sauntered off to the bar for another Tom Collins. 

HBO also unveiled the steamy cast of this amazing new reboot!

The lead role of Harry Bradshaw will be played by comedic powerhouse Ryan Gosling. Bonus news, the scenes where he types and narrates, he does…shirtless!

The uptight, prudish character Charlie York, will be played Robert Downey Jr. His publicist’s assistant leaked that he’ll be doing the same unintelligible accent he did in Sherlock Holmes. Who hasn’t wanted to hear Charlotte’s ahem, Charlie’s lines as gibberish!?

The lovable ginger, Martin Hobbes will be played by the cuddly ginger from Game of Thrones, Kristofer Hivju, who studied up for the role by doing heroin in a Kansas City loft last February.

And our favorite little scamp, Sam Jones will be played by noted, New York City Lothario Larry David, “Why am I doing this? Did Idris Elba say no?” David recently said at a press junket.

The role of Miss Big will be played by David Duchovny… in drag. The production, said they could only gender swap so much.

Filming is scheduled to start in a few months with a budget of 10 million dollars. HBO has confirmed that they were able to save money buy paying the stars 70% less of what they usually make. They haven’t released which city the guys plan on having sex in, but sources say they’ve spotted film location scouts in Van Nuys, CA! Can’t wait to see this on the big screen!

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  • Myrone Ludwig
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    I love it when Hollywood does this! So Fun!

    • T. Duff
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      are you serious Myrone??? I hate when Hollywood does this! Why can’t they just be original? I mean great filmmakers don’t do remakes? Has Hitchcock, Spielberg, Kubrick or Shyamalan ever done a remake??? NO! They create their own original ideas and execute them. A good story, well told. That’s what art on film is!!!

  • Amanda
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    Hilarious Zander!!!!!

  • Grahammar Natzi
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    Reading this made me pine for a remake of The Doors with a cast of all animated sloths from Zootopia.

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