Sacramento, CA – San Francisco Mayor London Breed was recently photographed at an indoor jazz club without a mask, despite a city-wide mandate, which she claims was all part of her election campaign to run for governor of California.
“Hypocrisy is a big part the the job and I’m willing to do whatever it takes.” Breed announced at her swearing in ceremony. “If that means telling everyone to wear masks 24/7 regardless of vaccination, whilst I bump and grind to a Ludacris song, then so be it!”
“Once we saw Mayor Breed violate the mask mandate she put in place,” A state official said. “We new she was the kind of governor we needed to run this city!”
Gavin Newsom, who recently avoided a recall, gladly stepped down from his position as current governor once he witnessed Breed’s brazen attitude.
“Sure, I violated my own mandates. But I did it at a private dinner in secret,” Newsom said. “Mayor Breed put her defiance on social media for the world to see! Then took absolutely no responsibility. She’s got the balls this city needs!”
Mayor Breed is hoping to extend her citywide initiative of paying criminals $300 a month to not shoot anyone. She also promises to increase the amount of human feces on the street statewide.
